There can be many many ways to describe as to what a Geek means … but I think everyone know what geek means when people like us use it in sentence or refer to someone as a geek… but still to make it a little cleared… here’s the definition of a geek according to all so powerful Wikipedia
Well I would also say that they are the funny ones as well coz there are some of the coolest and the funniest quotes which are listed below … and all credit given to the geeks who came up with these. So have fun going through the list 🙂
1- My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
2- Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
3- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldnÔÇÖt leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly.
4- Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
5- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
6- Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
7- Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare.
Thanks to Facebook , we now know that’s totally false.
8- A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
9- you know what really irritates me? when people say things like:
“i looked up idiot in the dictionary and there was a picture of you”.
“well i’m not a moron who had to look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary just to know what it means …and my dictionary doesn’t need pictures !!!”
10- Be rude to a bully and he’ll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.
11- When lif gives you a keyboard,
make a bunny rabbit.
12- Without geometry, life is pointless.
13- The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
14- Unix, DOS and WindowsÔÇªthe good, the bad and the ugly
15- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
16- The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
17- If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
18- The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
19- I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
20- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
21- That’s a PEBKAC problem. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
22- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
23- Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
24- If YOUTUBE MYSPACE i’ll GOOGLE your YAHOO
25- In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
26- Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk
27- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
28- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
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