As promised before … here is the next installment of the previous blog posts Awesome Quotes For Geeks
And I know how cool the quotes on the previous blog were… but I hope even these quotes listed under makes you feel like “i wish i had said that” 😉

So have fun going through another list of 30 more awesome geeky quotes 🙂 Enjoyyyy

Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers

LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses

Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about Rock-n-Roll.

Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption

I had a dreamÔǪ and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is ÔÇ£c:> hack into fbiÔÇØ

BREAKFAST.COM HaltedCereal Port Not Responding

The name is BaudJames Baud

Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Windows: Just another pane in the glass

Shell to DOSCome in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue

Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so

Computers can never replace human stupidity

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

God is real, unless declared integer

Viruses come in through open Windows

Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

Black holes are where God divided by zero

You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes.

I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product

NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands

NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one


If you have any other quotes which I have missed out on this blog or on my previous blog (link given in the first line of this blog)… please do let me know for sure 🙂
Have a nice day.