As promised before … here is the next installment of the previous blog posts Awesome Quotes For Geeks
And I know how cool the quotes on the previous blog were… but I hope even these quotes listed under makes you feel like “i wish i had said that” 😉

So have fun going through another list of 30 more awesome geeky quotes 🙂 Enjoyyyy


Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive


How do I set a laser printer to stun?


Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!


Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers


LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses


Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about Rock-n-Roll.


Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption


I had a dreamÔǪ and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!


Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is ÔÇ£c:> hack into fbiÔÇØ


BREAKFAST.COM HaltedCereal Port Not Responding


The name is BaudJames Baud


Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”


File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


Windows: Just another pane in the glass


Shell to DOSCome in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS


Smash forehead on keyboard to continue


Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue


To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so


Computers can never replace human stupidity


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning


God is real, unless declared integer


Viruses come in through open Windows


Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes


Black holes are where God divided by zero


You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes.


I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you


Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product


NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands


NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one

 

If you have any other quotes which I have missed out on this blog or on my previous blog (link given in the first line of this blog)… please do let me know for sure 🙂
Have a nice day.